Tony: What are you going do today?

Ashton: I'm going jump off of my roof because I hear red bull gives you wings!

Tony: Oh so you drinking dumb bitch juice.
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Mark: I sold one of my kidneys to pay for the new Red Dead Redemption.

Jonathan: oh so this morning you had a big cup of dumb bitch juice for breakfast

"This is not so much a tribute episode to Bin Laden, as a special fuckeulogy to the big man." -John Oliver, The Bugle Pocast #152.

*Joe and Mike walk into a toy factory*
J:dude look at that fuckin clanker
M:I know right? like, "beep boop, im a dumb fucking clanker."

Oh shit it's Mecha Streisand

That guy just said the Earth is flat. Wow, he's a stable genius.

Another round, mate?
“Just a nonnie for me lad, had a big one last night”

Get Trolled noob.
(also I have to include weapons of mass distraction somewhere in the definition so here it is)